Hood Horoscope
We all have a birthday! So why not let SDE tell you what yours says about you for the week! You know they do say We’re the PULSE of the Hood!
Taurus: Um we know it’s your Born Day and all, but money looking a lil funny this week. If we were you, we’d stay inside, or local… Hit up a BBQ if you can! Don’t worry though we got you next week on payday!
LUCKY NUMBER: 0
Gemini: Confidence is your middle name, and ultimate swag is your trademark, however pay off those fines before you go to court, the judge don’t want to hear that shit!
LUCKY NUMBER: 9
Cancer: Your hard work is now paying off, I love the new chain and shoes you brought recently! But umm, stop flashing that shit, you live in the Hood! Not Hollywood! I hope you don’t run into your BM and you flashing like that, please expect for her to be in your pockets!
LUCKY NUMBER: 11
Leo: Last I checked it was Leo the lion, not the cougar! Leave the young boys alone girl! And fellas I know yall ain’t laughing…Every young boy doesn’t want you to take them under your wing! Let the boy play basketball damn; he don’t want to be a thug!
LUCKY NUMBER: Ladies it might be 2 to 5 if you don’t leave them babies alone!
Virgo: You go girl!!!! You are what the hood calls, “That Bitch” you see it; you want it, you GO GET IT!!! We love you! And fellas have fun this weekend; we see major moves ahead for you!
LUCKY NUMBER: 7
Libra: When it comes to this love thing… You don’t know what the hell you doing! 1 thing we can say, it never hurts to be yourself, shit they was gone find out your crazy habits anyway, if they stayed around long enough right?
LUCKY NUMBER: umm I don’t know what you doing! You might not be lucky!
Scorpio: You never met a store that you didn’t like huh? Well if we were you, we’d slow down on the spending baller! And Mr. Hustler, you never had a customer you didn’t serve, watch that now! Something funny is in the future!
LUCKY NUMBER: 19
Sagittarius: We see an old fame coming back… Yes we know that you know, the Bee always comes back for the honey, but please let this one GO!
LUCKY NUMBER: 31
Capricorn: You feel some kind of way about a break up that is still fresh, but always remember… If you love something, let it go! If it comes back to you it’s yours, if it doesn’t then f#ck it, you’ll never know!
LUCKY NUMBER: 3
Aquarius: A great opportunity will be knocking on the door soon, please get up and get it! It’s not Jehovah Witness, (its 2010, they email now)
LUCKY NUMBER: 15
Pisces: If we were you, we would take our mate out for a night on the town soon! You never know when the tables will be turned!
LUCKY NUMBER: 19










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